Wisdom Teeth Removal

WORST. THING. EVER. Holy crap I’d rather have crooked teeth!

Two days ago I had my wisdom teeth removed, all 4. It was short, but freaking painful. I remember arriving to the office at the scheduled time with my sister (she was getting it done as well) and was called in maybe half an hour later. I walked in and a nurse told me to sit down and asked me to sign a piece of paper. I remember it saying how I am aware of the risks and that they are not responsible if things such as DEATH occur.....blablabla. So I sign away and she tells me to remove my glasses and tie back my hair. Then she sticks on 3 squared shaped stickers to my body with a wire attached to each one, 2 on my chest and 1 on my arm. I believe it measure my heart rate because I saw a screen behind me with squiggly lines. After that she attaches a clip to my finger, and because I had nail polish on, there was a possibility that it wouldn’t read whatever they wanted it to. But luckily it read. I sat there for another good 10 minutes for my surgeon to come in and when he walked in, he had a HUGE smile on his face and talked with enthusiasm. He was like, “How are you today? I see that you are the brave one out of you and your sister”, I laughed awkwardly cuz I wanted it to be over lol. And then it begins.....

He places a mask-like thing that goes across my face with a section that is to be placed on top of my nose. They told me laughing gas would be released out of it through my nose. I didn’t laugh at all...was I suppose to?.....Then he ties a plastic blue strap onto my left arm VERY tightly. I ‘eeeeked’ a little bit and he says “OHH IM SORRY!!! :D”........>.>”  Right after that he tells me to make a fist and he injected a needle into the mid section of my arm. He tells me that “the worst part is over and you should be falling asleep”. Haha at that moment I purposely opened my eyes widely and looked around (don’t ask why I did that...). To be honest I don’t even remember closing my eyes and then BAMMMMMMMMMM a nurse wakes me up and tells me that the surgery is over...My hair is untied, my glasses are on, I have a bandage where the needle was place and I have 2 gauss in my mouth to stop bleeding.

The nurse tells me to get up and walks me to a room with 2 beds. I lie down on one of them and she places a blanket over me. I look over beside me and see another guy with his mom. He looked at me and waved, so I waved back. He looked PERFECTLY fine and happy...like WTF!!!!! I felt like crap. Then he leaves and waved goodbye to me and in comes my sister LOL. We both looked at each other and took a nap for about 10-15 minutes. Then our mother comes in with the nurse and she instructs us on what we can eat, she names and few and the surgeon comes in and says “and don’t forget the congee :D” (the surgeon was Asian as well). To be honest, the nurse said a bunch of things after wards too, but I was in no mood to listen.

We slowly left the office and both my sister and I slept the entire way home......I felt like passing out and tasted blood the entire time. FML.

It has been 2 days since the surgery and I have lost about 7 pounds (keep in mind that all I’ve been eating is congee and soup). I wasn’t able to sleep properly and it SUCKS L. In addition, I look like a freaking pumpkin and is speaking like a man with unclear English. My sister, on the other hand, speaks PERFECTLY fine and looks normal. RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I mean she looks like this J while I look like this <(    ‘.’    )>. I hope I recover soon because this is getting on my nerves.